Poli$h And Pump$

9 Words Women Use

speakerboxx:

amilan:

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.

3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)

5. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’, which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ - that will bring on No. 7).

7. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying, “F— YOU!”

8. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to No. 4.

9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine”.

msnaomie:

lilmissbad:

yonana:

lasnay:

moronicmind:

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    Just a few corrections here. 1. Fine: A word a woman uses when she has no more logical points to make and realizes her...

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    this is like a step-by-step guide of how an argument went down between the fiance and i last night. no really, he could...

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    hahha it’s sadly true

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    whoa!! im not abnormal..

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    haha all so true.

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    I love this it’s so true! Especially #3 every man should know that;)

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    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up 2. Five Minutes: If...

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    moronicmind: 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five...

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